All rise

Jennifur heller has jury duty tomorrow.

She can't believe she can't bring her laptop to court.

Paging Doctor Risperdal, Abilify, Seroquel, and Zyprexa

Today I came downstairs to find a note that Jennifer had left me the previous night. I spent quite a while trying to decipher the disturbingly cutesy cursive scribble, but eventually I figured out the last sentence: "Nevermind... I just talked myself out of it."

Amen.

Thanks for the scoop my super secret source!

yes, we do think you are brain dead

"Oh, you think I am brain dead?"

"Oh, is it pick on jane day? I mean, jen?"



(Thanks to meera for the scoop!)

freedom of the press

JOHN ROSENBERG

I NEED YOU TO TALK

????!!!!!!!

me: jenny fur!

Jennifer: that blog post is INAPPROPRIATE!

12:03 AM me: which one?

Jennifer: the most recent one

please take it down

people can't know when i get laid and by whom

it's not fair

12:04 AM please?

me: okie dokie doggie daddy

Jennifer: really?

12:05 AM me: no

Jennifer: omfg

12:06 AM me: take a look now

Jennifer: hmm

okay

well, that's better

thank you

12:07 AM me: why are you reading about yourself at 12 on a monday night?

Jennifer: haha!

is it not my favorite activity?

i was wondering how i was doing in the competition

cause i'm tired of working

me: competition?

Jennifer: you know

jrdr v. jhdr

12:08 AM you're winning

me: oh

Jennifer: obvs

me: yeah

good night!

Jennifer: good night!!

me: nice hat, cunty

12:09 AM Jennifer: heee

thanks

it's going to get me laid

but i'm switching dating sites, fyi

me: this whole convo is going on jhdr12:10 AM Jennifer: oh fuck