jenniferhellerdailyreport

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

She was seen crying during a recent episode of days of our lives. She later watched a pornographic film titled "Jailhouse Cock." She watched the whole film.

an anonymous source

has it that jennifer heller has a bunch of books in the back of her truck. there is no window, so you can reach in and steal them while she is at work.

breaking news

JENNIFER HELLER IS BORED THIS MORNING...

Friday, December 02, 2005

Breaking news

"What?!" This was Jennifer's reaction when her labels did not come out right. "No, not from tray two." She just made a whimpering crying sound. Stay tuned...

Thursday, December 01, 2005

On a personal note

Jennifer made a beautiful bracelet for my lady friend. It is beautiful. I am deeply grateful for Jennifer making it. Thank you Jennifer. Everyone should commision her to make art for you. Done kissing her ass. Back to objectivity.