Sound of it is something quite atrocious

First an apology for the jenniferhellerdailyreport not giving you the daily jennifer heller you all want and need. my son ran away and i haven't slept since. However, i have exciting news! i had a chance to sit down with jennifer heller, yes, the jennifer heller and i was fortunate enough to have lunch with her and interview her! so, be on the look-out for that. A little treat- her first vcrush was Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. And she calls her vulva supercalifrajalisticespialidosious.

The Four Jennifer Heller commandments

Heller press release

Only gay guys drive volkswagon bugs.

A note from the publisher

In the course of events, it takes time for ones identity and character to be made apparent. This news information service is no different. I have heard murmurs from my one reader that this daily report is not "funny." Of course what one thinks is funny is not the same as what another might find humorous. Both probably are not funny to a blind homelesswoman nor her drug-addicted dog. Let this be our mission statement and a stewrn warning to joyboys, starfuckers and laugh trackers. Jenniferhellerdailyreport is not a daily dish of who jennifer is fucking again. It is a daily report of the trials and tribulations of jennifer heller. That is it. Funny or not.

BREAKING NEWS OUT OF OAKLAND

Jennifur has basic cable service.

From October 10, 2005

"If I were born a musical instrument, I'd be a synthesizer." quote attributed to jennifur.

i have heard her utilize her fake laugh at least three times since this morning.

Time for jen to focus on jen

according to her horoscope, jennifer has been focusing on other people exclusively for the past couple of weeks, but that it will cease tomorrow.

Let me be the first to say thank god the storm is over.

shocking news

there are confirmed reports that jennifer heller was seen last month drinking in a bar with an underage girl. calls to ms. heller were not returned at the time of this posting.

don't think otherwise

a uinformed source reported to me that Jennifer Heller is not one ot micro-manage.

hear ye here ye!

today jennifer is wearing a shirt that doesn't cover her midsection. she was late to work and has cramps. a few nights ago she drank a bottle of whiskey for dinner.