A note from the publisher

In the course of events, it takes time for ones identity and character to be made apparent. This news information service is no different. I have heard murmurs from my one reader that this daily report is not "funny." Of course what one thinks is funny is not the same as what another might find humorous. Both probably are not funny to a blind homelesswoman nor her drug-addicted dog. Let this be our mission statement and a stewrn warning to joyboys, starfuckers and laugh trackers. Jenniferhellerdailyreport is not a daily dish of who jennifer is fucking again. It is a daily report of the trials and tribulations of jennifer heller. That is it. Funny or not.