don't let the guy in the whellchair hear this but...

Um, i think she beleives in eugenics.

wait, is that the right one? about killing the weak?

The rumor i am trying to spread at jennifer-less work on monday

She hurt her back competing in an amatuer strip contest.

A long term undercover investigation...

jennifer heller comes to work happy.

she is listening to coldplay in her office. the song with the piano and the feelings. she is on the crest of right now.

wait, no, that is someone else.

Newsflash!

She is wearing a shirt with stains on it.

It is totally noticeable.

reindeer gamez

John: ha ha

that was funny

Jennifer: my ten year joke?!

John: yes!

Jennifer: wahoo!!! :)

http://johnrosenbergdailyreport.blogspot.com/

u talk to billy?

John: nope!

Jennifer: hmmm

John: hmmmm?

Jennifer Heller: Do you find Hosts postpone parties at the last minute?

Jennifer: well,

he was like,

"I would like to see you when I'm in town this weekend"

so i was trying to figure out when that would be

John: how do you feel about that?

Jennifer: eh

i don't care

honestly

but i'll hang out

John: no, i haven't talked to him

Jennifer: okay

John: i do know he said he was tired of your bullshit

Jennifer: oh yeah!?!!!!

no way!!

John: he said it to yael and steph

they both agreed

Jennifer: are you kidding with me?!

John: it was kinda weird me taking your side against yael

but it was totally not what happened in no

he told them some other shit

n.o.

Jennifer: what did he tell them?!

John: i shouldn't really talk about this

sorry

Jennifer: YOU"RE A FUCING ASSHOLE

FUCK

That bitch found my boundary.

All rise

Jennifur heller has jury duty tomorrow.

She can't believe she can't bring her laptop to court.

Paging Doctor Risperdal, Abilify, Seroquel, and Zyprexa

Today I came downstairs to find a note that Jennifer had left me the previous night. I spent quite a while trying to decipher the disturbingly cutesy cursive scribble, but eventually I figured out the last sentence: "Nevermind... I just talked myself out of it."

Amen.

Thanks for the scoop my super secret source!

yes, we do think you are brain dead

"Oh, you think I am brain dead?"

"Oh, is it pick on jane day? I mean, jen?"



(Thanks to meera for the scoop!)